Why Won’t He Marry Me?! In a Word: Ego.

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by Why won’t he marry you? I could be nice and say it’s because he’s not ready, or he’s getting himself together to be the man you need him to be. But the truth probably is he doesn’t feel superior to you in any way that matters to him. Yeah, his ego won’t let him. […]

Rules for Replacements: 5 things to know about dealing with her kids.

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by Mama bear. Somebody said it the other day in conversation regarding mothers and protecting their young. Then today I had a conversation, and it became obvious that I need to say something–many things–about these chicks who knowingly enter relationships with men who have children, and cause a bunch of problems. I swear it’s out […]

How to Prepare for Football Season–BAAD GIRLL Method

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by Be An Asset During Games; Ignorance Ruins Love Lives (BAAD GIRLL) I must admit I was shocked to find how frequently women out here are experiencing issues because of some sport(s). My timeline is full of jokes about losing your man for half the year or longer, how hard it will be to find […]

Are We in a Relationship?

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by Why do women go around asking guys about their relationship status? Like what are we? What are we doing? Well, are you in it with him or not? Why don’t you know? Sure; ask him and give him a chance to explain it to you. Because whether we know it or not, men do […]

Lost Boys

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by What in the hell has happened to all the grown men?! What’s my motivation? Yes, I’m gonna be doing some cussin, and I’m completely aware that I’m about to start an argument, but it has to be said–today’s man is represented by a bunch of baby boys with joystick addiction and zero ambition. Side […]

Longing to belong.

by Not anymore. It’s like I woke up and decided I don’t need to work hard at being accepted or included in any group, family, club, couple or anywhere–including skinny. Look, when I decided to drop some weight and eat better, it was clearly with the objective of making changes I can live with long-term. […]

Do my manly ways bother you?

by I know; it sounds crazy, but I’m really having a hard time with this. I confess–Audrey is me. I can’t tell you how many dating disasters I’ve seen, and I had to find a comical way to depict myself without skewing the data too much. Audrey, one of my alter-ego’s, was born to tell […]